Saturday, July 25, 2009

Dear Neighbor Boy,

iM sorry that I have been parking around the back of our complex, in a blatant attempt to avoid awkward door step interactions. I secretly missed seeing you and attempting to make normal conversation.

When my friend Lindsey was in town she wanted to meet you oh, so bad. And SEE if you really do have celina radar {I think you may have implanted me with a GPS chip on our date, which iM kind of ok with}. SO I parked where I normally do, and took the long way home. Down one row, across the parking lot and towards your house.

When I saw your car was not in the underground parking and all your lights were off I prepared Lindsey for the disappointment. She was sad, but ok with it- i Mean we can't MAKE you be home on a Thursday night. So as we approached your house I in NO WAY expected you to POP out of your front door:

Neighbor boy: Oh hey Celina how are you?

ME: {giggle} good and you?
Neighbor boy: iM fine, where is everyone?

{Looks at empty porch swings that are usually full of people chatting and flirting at this time of night}

ME: Ummm I would be the LAST person to know where anyone is.

Have a good night

Neighbor Boy: oh ok, see ya around.

Oh Neighbor boy, how you NEVER disappoint. I am sorry Lindsey/I started giggling, and it appeared we were laughing at you. We were not. Well mostly we were not. Mostly it was the predictability and the situation. And your PERFECT timing.

After I packed my bag and started back out to the car {the long way again} I never thought you would make a second appearance. This time simply to say I should stop and hang out so we could catch up. Alas, I had places to go. Literally I was on my way out of dodge.

So thank you for being so entertaining and nice. I am sorry that I got a little crazy, and over thought things and sent you that apology text. But it was fun to flirtext for a while. And I really will let you know next time iM headed towards the swings.

You will be the only thing I miss when I MOVE, yet again.

♥ Single Girl

5 comments:

  1. I suggest walking by topless, next time. I suggest that a lot.

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  2. Then you took my advice. I am so knowledgable.

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  3. There are lots of great men out there. I've known a lot of them. You just have to give'em a chance.

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  4. Awww...
    I want a "Neighbor Boy" to flirt with!!!

    My neighbors are yucky, pimply teenagers. Boo.

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